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CerebusTV is on summer hiatus, but Dave Sim did a quick skit of voices: Lord Julius and Cerebus the most notable. It is just an audio file, but pretty fun to listen to (watch out though, it starts automatically and there are no volume controls for the segment so have your speak volume controls handy):

http://cerebustv.com/audio/SimCerebus.html

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No compare that Cerebus with this Cerebus voice. The Cerebus Animated film crew has gotten their voice for Cerebus, played by John DiCrosta (who played the Doctor in the 2nd Transformers movie):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsydjgpvTuE

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Cerebus has been making a guest appearance in the webcomic Weird Crime Theater. Cerebus is being drawn by Dave for the webcomic, and Cerebus is sporting a smoking jacket and a large pipe. I don’t know if Dave is doing the writing for Cerebus (though it looks like he is lettering the writing), but it is pretty fun stuff. Cerebus is due to appear in three days worth of comics. Here is Day One, Day Two and day three should be Monday.

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Have you been to the CerebusWiki lately? Thanks to Gilgamesh, a lot of updating is being done. . .he even inspired me to reread Minds and update the issue summaries for that phonebook. We even put this picture up for issue 4:

Thanks to the eagle eye of a Cerebus Yahoo!Group member (hi ekhanna!) who pointed out that a character in issue 4 looked a lot like Dave. So I dug out that picture of Dave from 1982 and put the panel with the character on top. They do look similar. . .

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I got this sweet piece of Bob Burden art of an ashcan edition of Cerebus #104 guest starring Bob’s creation Flaming Carrot:

Always interesting to see Cerebus as drawn by other artists.

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Over at the Cerebus the Original Aartvark blog, Brian has been showcasing the Six Deadly Sins portfolio, as colored by Gerhard! Originally Dave drew the Six Deadly Sins of Cerebus portfolio back in 1981, it was the first Cerebus portfolio to be issued, back before Gerhard was part of Cerebus. You can also read more about t he portfolio (along with the First Fifth portfolio) here on the Beguiling comicbook store website)

It is an teevee show being distributed on the internets, and can be watched on youtube:

Pretty interesting first episode – makes me want to see the rest of the season.

That was until Monday when I saw it on eBay with a buy it now of like $9. w00t! So I got it of course and finished my collection:

(click on the picture to get an even bigger version of that picture).

Up at the top left hand corner is #1, with issue #8 being the one in the second row down in the middle, with the X-Men cross over cover. Really. I even put issues #14 – 17 which I published, since they are technically Cerebus the Newsletters (given the okay by Dave and Fred themselves, w00t!). I even took a picture of the back covers:

Same as above, #1 is in the upper left hand corner.  Only issue #12 (the second row from the bottom, second one from the left next to the blue mind game IV one) is a wrap around cover. The current incarnation of the newsletter has put ads for Aardvark-Vanaheim on the back, either the phonebooks or for Cerebus Archive. Since Dave is allowing us to continue on with the newsletter, I thought it was only right that we give AV something in return.

Length: 2,500-7,500 words with maximum 10,000 WORDS

Call for papers for a collection of critical essays on various aspects of or
approaches to Dave Sim’s comic book Cerebus, both a scholarly and popular, though coherent, companion (and introduction) to the series. Any subject matter is welcome, so long as it pertains to Dave Sim and/or Cerebus. Some recommendations of subjects that in which I am most interested:

• Discussion of 1970′s comics scene in which Dave first started to contribute together with a discussion of the various influences on Cerebus (Howard the Duck, Conan the Barbarian, Red Sonja)
• Cerebus as satire of the comics medium (The Roach, “reads,” etc)
• Cerebus as social satire (political and religious satire)
• The shift in tone from earlier and later Cerebus as a result of Dave’s conversion
• The influence of Cerebus on the comics industry
• Cerebus and the graphic “Novel”
• Dave Sim as self-publisher and his feud with Gary Groth and the Comics Journal
• Dave Sim and the CBLDF
• Comics fandom and Aardvark Comment (& the Yahoo Group)
• Narrative structure in Cerebus
• “Mind Games”
• “Something Fell”
• Dave Sim as magpie (Barry Windsor-Smith, Mort Drucker, etcetera)
• Gerhard’s impact on Cerebus
• Sim’s use of literary characters (Wilde, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, etc)
• Sim’s use of public personas (Elrod, Mick and Keef, Lord Julius, Konigsberg, The 3 Stooges, etc)
• Meta-narrative in Cerebus (Viktor Davis/Reid in Reads, Sim in Minds and Guys)
• Cerebus and Religion (both pre-and post-conversion)
• Cerebus as a critique of feminism
• Gender issues in Cerebus (male/female light/void, he/she/it, YHWH, God, ”Tangent,” “10 Impossible Things,” etc)

There is contact information at the website linked to above. Lots of good ideas for the basis of some interesting essays.

The standard cover is the bottom one in the above picture. The alternate cover edition is $25 from what I can find on line. The regular cover can be purchased via CerebusTV here, or both covers can be purchased via MyComicShop.com here.

Cerebus Archive #8 came out on the first of July and can be purchased from ComiXpress for $4 plus shipping. Be advised that Dave and ComiXpress are doing something different with Cerebus Archive’s covers starting this month. So all you collectors out there that must have one of every cover be forewarned: there are three different covers. Well, the covers are the same but the three letters in the issue number box are different:

So on the first day of the comic being offered for sale, July 1st, anyone purchasing the comic would get the cover with FDC for “First Day Comic”. If one purchases the comic any time in July, the month of release, they will get the text “JUN” (Yeah, don’t ask me, I thought that was for June too). Anyone ordering the comic being August 1 will get the POD, print on demand, text. Nothing else is different about these covers. A nice way to get two times more money from the dedicated Cerebus fan one would think – though I did get a slight discount for getting all three covers in a special package deal on July 1st: $9.25 for the three issues, as opposed to the standard $4 per issue.

This particular issue wasn’t as good as the all of the rest of the issues – mostly because it reprints in its entirity the Oktoberfest comic that Dave did with Gene Day for Harry of Now & Then Comics. I didn’t enjoy reading that when I originally won a copy off eBay, and I sure didn’t read it a second time. Dave does annotate it as he does with the other issues of Cerebus Archive, but it was still slow going for this Cerebus fangirl as Dave’s annotations this issue are scarce compared to past issues and the material he has to talk about doesn’t help at all.

Another Dave Sim item that is sure to be a rarity is a small interview with him in Comicgate magazine #5 now on sale. The magazine is a German magazine, but if you use the contact form and ask about shipping to the USA they will get back to you (they did for me). You can get more information on the issue at this link.

There was also an announcement via the Superpouvoir website that High Society is being translated to French and will be released August 2010 for 35 Euro. It will be a softcover unlike the Pontent Mon’s Spanish translation which was a hardcover. 35 Euro seems pretty pricey for a softcover of High Society, which is $30 for the English edition. So converted into US dollars using today’s conversion rate, the French volume of High Society will be $45.69. Yoinks!

As always, I save all these links to my del.icio.us account using the Cerebus tag, you can see it and grab an RSS feed here.

I had just stopped for gas at the Cumby’s and wad going to take a right out of the parking lot to then take an immediate left out at the traffic light. At the exit to the gas station a large suv was making a left partially blocking my line of sight. I inched forward and saw a line of traffic. So I waited until I saw an opening. A suv was coming. But I had room so I went. I was going to immediately take the left as the light was turning yellow.

But.

But there was a truck coming thru the yellow light going straight. Straight at me. So I tried to swerve out of the way but was already in my turn and the bike and I couldn’t handle it. Over onto our left hand side we went. My left leg was pinned under the bike as we slid closer and closer to the on coming truck.

Luckily we managed to avoid the oncoming truck but it was close. The truck’s tires were about a foot from me. The truck slowed down and stopped, but I had slid two more feet over we’d be in a lot worse shape.

I try not to think about if I had kept going. The truck was coming and not stopping. Ouch.

After I came to a stop, I managed to get my left lower leg and foot out from under the bike. People were getting out if their cars. Some lady help me right the bike. Someone else handed me the left mirror which had come off. They both pushed it to the side of the road.

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The above was written on Thursday, July 22 while I was waiting for the truck to come pick up the bike.

The bike now runs, and myself and it both have some minor dents and dings. My bruises and road rash will heal, the bike’s will be fixed and lessons were learned.

Those lessons? Don’t take unnecessary risks. Carry some tools on your bike (I’m getting a pouch to put on the front of the fork / handlebars).  And while it was scary, it wasn’t life ending. Just keep your shit together, and do what you need to do to carry on. I was just glad not to be hit by the truck, and that my first spill happened so close to home – and not on my trip to Vermont the previous weekend.

As soon as we were within sight of the Boston skyline, the traffic slowed down. I had to keep my hand over the clutch and front brake levers the entire time.  While we never did stop going through Boston, we were going so slow that I wish we had stopped – it would’ve given my hands a break. The weather was sunny and warm. High 80s / low 90s and crawling along with traffic through Boston in full gear I started to envy the four wheelers with their windows closed and air conditioning blasting cold air at them.

But as soon as we passed though the tunnel and emerged by the Garden, the pace started to pick back up, and we zipped along again. Until we were a few miles from the Massachusetts / New Hampshire border. Signs stated there was an accident in New Hampshire between exits 1 & 2. Traffic was crawling along, and then stopped. It didn’t stop for long, as we’d start to go for a couple car lengths and then stop again. My dad pulled up beside me, his leather coat was fully unzipped and we started chatting. We’d split the lanes if it stopped for longer, but as it was, the four wheelers continued to weave between lanes – thinking they were picking up distance when in reality all they were doing was giving up one slow lane for another slow lane. No one was moving anywhere quick.

Eventually we got to exit 1, and just like that, traffic started to move again. No accident spotted, nothing. But we were glad just to be moving again – let the natural air conditioning do its thing to keep us cool. Surprisingly my hands and tookus did not hurt yet and I still was comfortable on the bike. We passed through the I93 toll both with no problems. We had our ezpasses attached to the front of the bike in these handy mesh holders: a lot cheaper then all the other fancy holders for the ezpass, and a lot easier to attach to the bike. And you could basically put it wherever you could fit it on the bike, unlike the other holders I saw which only would affix to the handlebars. If you look at the picture below, you’ll be able to see the holder in the center of the handlebars.

We stopped for gas where I93 meets I89, after a drink and a bathroom break we were back on our way. Once we got off I89 in Vermont we hit some off again on again rain. And then the rain stayed on. We pulled over after what my Dad thought was too long – but we were almost there! – and put on our rain gear. When I packed my rucksack, I had wrapped everything up in plastic bags of some sort (store bags, garbage bags and ziplock bags) just in case we hit rain. In my jacket I kept my phone and wallet, each in a zip lock bag. Plus I had my riding boots on, which are waterproof. So other then my pants and shirt getting a bit wet, I was doing fine in the rain.

The ride up the dirt road that the house is on was fun. . .The dirt and loose gravel wasn’t that bad, but the wash-boarding that went on around this one 90° corner almost took me and the bike out – I had to give it throttle get up around the corner, but at the same time not give it too much as the bike was bouncing up and down like a kid on a trampoline.  At the house there was no pavement, so I took out a piece of metal I keep for such occasions and put it under my kickstand, we had made it!

The ride home was a lot better – less traffic, no accidents / construction work / traffic jams, and sunny the entire way. It was cool for the first hour or so, then it started to get hot. As long as we kept going though, it wasn’t that bad. We went the long way home, heading down I89 to I91 and then jumping off onto Massachusetts route 2 to I495. When we got onto Route 2, I started looking for gas stations as I was at 120 miles and I needed fuel – and to fill the gas tank on the bike. We found a gas station and filled the bikes up and then  pulled to the side. We grabbed what my Dad claims is essential pit stop food: snickers. We got some soda and a snickers and took a break in the shade. This place appeared to be the place for bikers to stop on their traveling of route 2: in the shade with us were a group of 5 sport bike riders, and off to the other side were 3 Harleys and more bikes kept pulling in and gassing up as we sat there.

Soon enough we were back on our way, and at the I495 / I95 interchange my Dad pulled in to the right hand lane and we waved good-bye as he headed south while I continued east. It was a fun trip, and the new seat I had gotten for my bike definitely made it possible.  I got a Mustang seat on word of mouth from other motorcyclists, and they were right. Sure I needed to get up and stretch every so often – but I also needed to get gas every 120 miles. The stretching was needed prolly due more to the configuration of the bike more then anything. I have no forward highway pegs so my legs are in the same position for a while. Unlike in a car where you can shift around if you need. I can move and change my position slightly, but the stretching is needed.

Though the one thing I knew beforehand: without curves and hills, highways are boring as shit. The straight and flat quickly become monotonous, and I would begin to daydream.  But I had to keep focused on the road and what I was doing. Taking the “back roads”, like a little two lane road with minimal stop lights (none would be perfect), with a speed limit of 50 – 60, with curves and some inclines, would make the ride even more enjoyable. Luckily in Vermont and New Hampshire there were some good hills and curves, but not as many as I’d like.

But would I go for another long ride on the motorcycle? Sure!

As you can see in the above picture, the one on the right is the original issue and one the left is the color separations. They were taped along the top and bottom with scotch tape. The scotch tape is yellowing, and the tape on the top has lost all adhesion with the piece of paper that they are taped to.

The below video shows the different layers of the separations. The top is the black and blue, the next one is the yellow and the bottom one is the red one. They feel like thin sheets of mylar. I don’t see any registration marks – no way to line up the three sheets by marks on the sheets. To line them up so nicely perhaps they cut a corner so each color layer lines up perfectly to the datum that is the 90° corner, then just place the corners up against a T and presto: they all line up. Either that or they lined up the sheets by placing them on a light table and using a scope to visually line up the color dots. Crazy. I’d think the aligned corners would be the easiest and quickest.

Take a look for yourself:

Recently I had the chain tighten twice in three weeks, and even then it was thumping around making tons of noise, a nice clunk clunk clunk when I accelerated. So I had the chain replaced. Then a week or so later, the low beam of the headlight went out. Then the high beam went out so I went to the dealership to get a new headlight. I replaced it yesterday after 100 miles of riding.

What a pain in the ass replacing the headlight. The engineer or engineering team should have to individually replace the headlight on the 2003 Honda Shadow Spirit over and over and over again for at least 50 times. See how much they enjoy that irritating chore.  The last time I replaced it was September 3rd, 2008. Hopefully I won’t have to replace it for another two years.

Two years. About 10K miles. I passed the 30K mile mark a month back or so. I didn’t even notice it until I pressed the button to check the mileage when taking the bike to the dealership for the chain and found it at about 30,200 some miles.  So since I got the bike in July 2007 – less then 3 years – I’ve put 20K+ miles on it.  Good times. Yes, good times.

It arrived a couple days ago, but I just managed to get to the mailroom to get it today. It is a super nice piece! So nice that it is the only non-Dave Sim piece of Cerebus artwork to be displayed on one of my Cerebus walls: